A Candle A Day Will Keep Anyone Away. . . If You Throw It Hard Enough

Description:

Meet the ultimate multitasking candle – bold, funny, and surprisingly practical. The "A Candle A Day Will Keep Anyone Away… If You Throw It Hard Enough" candle isn’t just a room freshener, it’s a statement. With an invigorating blend of Sea Salt, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves, Wood, and Tonka Bean, it fills your space with a refreshing aroma while giving you a sense of power and humor.

Key Features:

• Unique Scent: Invigorating mix of sea salt, jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, wood, and tonka bean.
• Heavy-Duty Glass Jar: Built to last, sturdy enough for safe decorative use.
• Fun & Functional: Perfect for gifting or adding a playful vibe to your home.
• 9oz Size: Ideal for long-lasting fragrance and maximum enjoyment.

Usage:

Place on your desk, nightstand, or living room shelf for a refreshing scent. Disclaimer: It’s a candle… not a weapon. Use responsibly!